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When You Get All You Wanted in your Wildest Dreams
Girl crush of the moment: Selena Gomez of Disney Channel’s “Wizards of Waverly Place.” First of all, according to her wiki, girl is named after slain Tejano singer Selena (RIP), so need I go on about...
View ArticleOutro riff is my shit. Also, love how this guy and this...
Outro riff is my shit. Also, love how this guy and this performance are what happens when you combine Bill Clinton, George Bush II (look at his smirk eye!) and the presidency times of George Bush I.
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Speed Queens
So, Raja won, big whoop. As you’ll notice in my previous post, I largely ignored her through out the season. She’s like that ultra-type A kid in High School — they’re so far off the charts that the...
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On April 30, 2011, the couple’s third wedding...
On April 30, 2011, the couple’s third wedding anniversary, Carey gave birth to fraternal twins via C-section.[192][193] The twins were named Monroe, after Marilyn Monroe, and Moroccan Scott, after...
View ArticleCardiac Arrest
I wanted to say something about how this is a poor man’s “Dancing in the Dark” meets “Boys of Summer” but it turns out this predates those by a good three years, which is impressive, somehow. The...
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...And a Patridge in a pear tree....
This week, I finally broke down and watched VH1s mid-day marathon of “Audrina”. This is what happens when you have Tuesdays off — you and the stoners and housewives watch multiple episodes of a...
View ArticlePro Blush
I find this song to be extra fancy. Elegant and odd. When I was in the UK for a while, this was for whatever reason a blockbuster on the dance floor. Discotheques stood in for fratty house parties for...
View ArticleHere I Stand in the Shadows
This one is a direct dedication to King Helene. In high school, my best friend, who—in the grand tradition of my close male friends since kindergarten—turned out to be gay...
View ArticleThis song has a fun Fast Times at Ridgemont meets NASCAR vibe,...
This song has a fun Fast Times at Ridgemont meets NASCAR vibe, somehow.
View ArticleI used to playact Award Show acceptance speeches as a kid. ...
I used to playact Award Show acceptance speeches as a kid. Usually, I was winning a Grammy, but sometimes it was a Daytime Emmy - for all of the talk shows I would also be playacting (GI Joe and...
View ArticleColor me stereotype, but I love Gloria Estefan. The word...
Color me stereotype, but I love Gloria Estefan. The word “diva” is overused, and sadly Latin ones rarely get their due…especially when you consider their world wide appeal and commercial reach....
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If you give a mouse a cookie...
As long as someone’s willing to publish something about Lindsay “It’s Just Water” Lohan, I will read it. I used to deny it, and say that “it’s just sad, now” and then go buy an US Weekly with her on...
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Notes on ditzes
King Helene once told me that Kristin Davis is the best actress on Sex and the City, because it’s harder to act comedy well, but especially hard to play a character like Charlotte—a ditz—where we’re...
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1 Gay, 1 Blog Post
We’re going to chat about the show 1 Girl 5 Gays. I know…it’s been on for over a year. But I guess it’s taken me that long to decide quite how I felt about it. And the thing is…I’m still not...
View ArticleDon't Dream it's Over
This song is the carpeted waiting room of God’s lobby. Decorated like an upscale motor lodge, but still a lobby for God, and so of heaven. Trimmings of commerce linger on its edges—the smell of mall...
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